So here it is. My newly official "Perfect Red Beer" recipe. It has been tested on two blonds and two brunettes. Including me, it received 4 out of 5 rave reviews. (One of the blonds thought it was terrible, but she hates beer anyway.)
1 Bottle of wheat beer, I used Sierra Nevada Kellerweis because of its coriander flavor
1 can quality tomato juice, 5.5 ounces
1/4 teaspoon smoked salt
That's it. Mix and guzzle.